likethebeer: (Codex Game On)
In my junk e-mail box: "Dear , how about an ENCOUNTER..."

Someone had to tell them.

spam

Jun. 13th, 2013 12:34 pm
likethebeer: (Codex Game On)
Dear "YL A": I'm not going to click on your e-mail that says NOTIFICATIONS

But you've amused me for the moment, so I'm not going to delete your e-mail from my junk e-mail folder at this time (maybe I just like to experience the tension of "will I click? Or will I not click?").

SPAM

Jun. 10th, 2013 07:51 am
likethebeer: (Codex Game On)
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS GOING TO MAKE ME RESPOND TO YOUR E-MAILS?

I think I can hear you from here, thanks.

spam

Nov. 1st, 2012 01:09 pm
likethebeer: (Default)
tknlee tells me that "3 out of 10 men are registered sex offenders - Snope..."

I guess I'm supposed to click on the e-mail to find out where the hell tknlee came up with his latest tidbit. I just hope tknlee gets the help he needs soon. And I'm thankfully that he's not helping me find a beau.

spam

Jun. 27th, 2012 09:37 pm
likethebeer: (mesmerized)
zelvosxjbv says, "looking for friends 1824".

You're looking for friends from 1824? Are you a time traveler? I so hope so.

spam

Jun. 24th, 2012 09:32 pm
likethebeer: (Default)
Just remember that tcnveyujh is now accepting applications. Urgently, so they added an exclamation point in bold & red!

spam

May. 2nd, 2012 11:02 pm
likethebeer: (I hear the voices)
Erika wrote me with the subject line, "My Sexy Pics"

then, Nancy Pelosi wrote, "This is inspiring"

I don't like the picture in my head that happened as a result....

Think it's time I read more about angels trying to slice each other apart in the war in heaven.

spam

Apr. 22nd, 2012 04:45 pm
likethebeer: (I hear the voices)
Stop e-mailing me, Cute N HornyGirl. You're just annoying. Plus you, like so many of your spam friends, keep thinking I'm a man.

I suppose this would be better if I had replied to any of those hot & horny girls before.

spam

Apr. 7th, 2012 01:59 pm
likethebeer: (Ceci n'est pas une peep)
The Habbo Hotel has sent me this message: "Habbo User 'Rhonwen' has sent you a message."

1.) what the hell is the Habbo Hotel? Hobbits should be involved somehow.

2.) if it's only a hotel, how come they have users? That sounds like an ISP.

3.) why does the Habbo Hotel feel the need to put quotation marks around the name Rhonwen? Are they trying to warn me not to click their e-mail in the subject line of their spam message?

spam

Dec. 7th, 2011 08:25 am
likethebeer: (Default)
Subject line: "Dear good friend"

From: someone I've never heard of.

I think "good friend" does not mean... what they think it means.

spam

Dec. 5th, 2011 01:39 pm
likethebeer: (Default)
Sarah R tells me to "'stuff' her stocking!!!"

Is that sexual?

No, really, I never thought of "stocking" that way.

spam

Nov. 24th, 2011 10:54 pm
likethebeer: (Default)
NEW DRUGSTORE tells me it can help me "Attack your lady harder."

which is just... well, 'nuff said.

spam

Nov. 8th, 2011 09:39 am
likethebeer: (Let me help)
"Your invited to hook up for a discreet sexual encounter".

1.) I'm hoping that I never get to the point where I take that stuff seriously.

2.) I'm offended by the your/you're thing.

3.) I'm wondering how soon I will start to defend people who get your/you're, its/it's, whose/who's mixed up, because I gravitate so much to the underdog and anti-snobbery (although I'm still working on "whose/who's" - maybe that's also why).

Spam

Aug. 1st, 2011 04:19 pm
likethebeer: (Default)
Bruce asks me: "outlesping why did you levse me slone(x2)."

Obviously, b/c it bugged me when he asked me twice.

And he has to know I like capital letters on the beginning of my name (outlesping, obviously).

Spam

May. 11th, 2011 10:56 pm
likethebeer: (Default)
Sarah must be getting desperate: she moved from facebook to hot hookups to send me a message.

If she decides to send me a message from "place where you'll get a million dollars for real if you open this e-mail" I think I'll go for it. The woman really wants to talk to me apparently.

Spam

May. 8th, 2011 10:00 am
likethebeer: (Default)
Sarah, I have no idea who you are, but stop sending me messages on Facebook. You don't have a last name, so I can't tell which Sarah you are. You seem to really want to get in touch with me, though, since you're contacting me at least once a day. Funny that when I go to the Facetube, there isn't a message there that you're contacting me. Oh, well.

And I have no idea who Sunny Heierman is, but apparently I've been looking for her (or him?). I guess I'm looking things up in my sleep.

Although someone has me mixed up with one of my sisters, because you keep e-mailing "Mo" about matches you found. What kind of matches those are, I've no idea. And, ok, we call my middle sister, "Moe", but you must have heard the name and not known how to spell it.

spam

Mar. 19th, 2011 08:03 pm
likethebeer: (2001 lolcat)
Josef Contextured wrote me. Nothing is filled out in the subject line of the (junk) e-mail, but I find his last name just delightful.
likethebeer: (Default)
Someone's trying to sell me male enlargement pills from the domain name "thingyfinding".

I think there should be a Google rival called "thingyfinding". I don't know if I'd use it, but I like saying it.

spam - hmmm

Jun. 7th, 2010 08:25 pm
likethebeer: (Default)
I am thinking that opening a message with the subject line, "multimedia message" from 9413233139@mms.att.net might not be a good idea.

That e-mail might still be better than the e-mail telling me that my credit report has been updated; from a sender with a lot of non-Arabic/English symbols.
likethebeer: (Default)
Hemorrhoids?

Oh! Steroids. Thanks.

Good ad campaign you got there.

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