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Homestar, and Strong Bad (et al) were superstars in the Flash world (& obviously I'm excited by the idea that something's up). I just saw this on Slate, but don't have time to devote to it, but I'll put it here:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/04/06/a_new_answering_machine_tape_from_homestar_runner.html

Some crazy English teachers singing this to the tune of "California Dreamin'". I learned more about them than I remember from high school:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBa5nN_JyPk

http://imgur.com/a/QJ5mB

They look totally like people you could see walking around (in a fashionable place) today. Except for the marble.

It amuses in a way that makes sense:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/09/30/movie_phone_super_call_burger_fiction_links_together_57_movie_phone_conversations.html

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!...
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU DUMMIE!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves a bow. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Wooo Hoo!! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then being surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth; you're just jealous.
Now lay off on some of these things.
We both know who is boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
Tammy Corbeil

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america

Hi there. I'm in my new place & am avoiding looking at the boxes I have to unpack.

Edit: I unpacked all the boxes sitting on the bookshelves & a bookshelf is now ready for use!

On Jimmy Fallon. Cute stuff. With Sting:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/05/24/the_ragtime_gals_cover_roxanne_watch_jimmy_fallon_and_sting_s_barbershop.html

An ad in Germany:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTLO2F_ERY

I don't care if this is apocryphal. It's damned funny.
http://distractify.com/beth-buczynski/white-things-overheard-at-whole-foods

A Day In The Life Of An Ugly Renaissance Baby

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2015/05/07/404976537/are-you-sick-and-sick-of-hearing-everything-happens-for-a-reason

"Please let me be the first to punch the next person who tells you everything happens for a reason."

Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys

Whenever you lose a pet or want to sell furniture, the most simplistic and old-school way to get your message across is to hang up a flyer on a street post.... However, hilarious pranksters from around the world have adopted this practice and taken it to a new level by posting joke signs...

http://p348348.viralpizza.me/3970693-9652725?

WATCH: POTUS Can’t Keep A Straight Face While Humiliating Cheney, Huckabee And Bachmann (VIDEO)

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/watch-potus-cant-keep-a-straight-face-while-humiliating-cheney-huckabee-and-bachmann-video/

From NPR:
8 Obama Jokes That Stood Out From The White House Correspondents Dinner
http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2015/04/26/402293168/7-obama-jokes-that-stood-out-from-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20150426

Even though it is the highpoint of celebration for the Catholic (& all Christian) churches, there is the weirdness that this comes to a climax because of the torture & crucifixion of Jesus.

The 20 Biggest Plot Holes In World History...

That Jesus character was killed and now he's back? I don't get it.

Hilarious take on it from This Week Tonight:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/09/_why_is_daylight_saving_time_still_a_thing_john_oliver_asks_on_last_week.html

They're sort of like those old paintings of women doing various things, with captions (like Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History)... except these are the covers of McCall sewing pattern books:

http://mccallspatternbehavior.tumblr.com/

Taking street signs and making them hilarious:
http://news.distractify.com/jake-heppner/signs-made-funnier-by-people/

Watch John Oliver Eulogize RadioShack, a “True American Icon”

On Sunday, John Oliver paid tribute to the retailer on HBO's Last Week Tonight, chastising America for the “glib, jokey tone” that had long been used to discuss the electronics chain's impending demise. “This is a dying 94-year-old business!” Oliver said. “At this point, it’s like you’re sitting across from your grandfather at Thanksgiving dinner saying, ‘You know, I don’t really see the point of Grandpa Fred in 2015.’ ” Poor RadioShack.

Since RadioShack didn’t get a proper send-off, or the chance to say a proper goodbye to its consumers, Oliver made a farewell message for them to use. From RadioShack, and Last Week Tonight, to you. Enjoy.

http://the-toast.net/2014/11/06/women-rejecting-marriage-proposals-western-art-history/
Such as...

http://17rg073sukbm1lmjk9jrehb643.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/proposal15.jpg
what
no
im totally listening
this is my listening guitar
im playing my listening song

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