Title of AP story

[likethebeer]

"Alleged Nazi guard loses appeal."

My first thought was, "Awww - nobody likes the guy anymore? Maybe they found out he wasn't a real Nazi guard, and that made him look like a big liar?"

That's when I realized "appeal" meant "legal appeal".

Comments

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there were a few Nazis who couldn't get girls. How's about that for making you feel like a loser. Even ugly, gross, Hitler got the girls and you're drinking yourself to sleep wishing you had some "uber alles".

omg, I'm going to HELL for writing this.