15 Mid-Century Modern Dream Homes that will Kill Your Children

[likethebeer]

"The clean lines, the geometric decorative elements, the seamless blending of indoor and outdoor space... I sure do love mid-century modern architecture.

Do you know what I love more? My children. And that is why I will never live in my MCM dream home. Because mid-century modern architecture is designed to KILL YOUR CHILDREN. (Also, moderately clumsy or drunk adults)."

Made me laugh so hard at points I was crying:
http://projectophile.wordpress.com/2013/02/27/mid-century-modern-dream-homes-that-will-kill-your-children/

"As soon as you turn around to fetch the marshmallows, Junior is going to stumble right into that open fireplace (and stumble out with some third-degree burns)."

Comments

Re: Jefferson's head

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

I can't guarantee it - in the beginning of the season, there's always a problem for the scheduler b/c you can't guarantee the hours. And the rooms are only for members of the cult (or the school). You have to pay for the inspiration that comes from rooms that aren't well climate controlled & roofs that leak.

I forgot about your sequel to 1984. See I don't keep things in my head either, and you can't catch my attention through farts, robots or hoo haas. I'm a hopeless case.