15 Mid-Century Modern Dream Homes that will Kill Your Children

[likethebeer]

"The clean lines, the geometric decorative elements, the seamless blending of indoor and outdoor space... I sure do love mid-century modern architecture.

Do you know what I love more? My children. And that is why I will never live in my MCM dream home. Because mid-century modern architecture is designed to KILL YOUR CHILDREN. (Also, moderately clumsy or drunk adults)."

Made me laugh so hard at points I was crying:
http://projectophile.wordpress.com/2013/02/27/mid-century-modern-dream-homes-that-will-kill-your-children/

"As soon as you turn around to fetch the marshmallows, Junior is going to stumble right into that open fireplace (and stumble out with some third-degree burns)."

Comments

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Haha. I liked the trick or treating one. And the Lack tables nailed to the wall, sans railing.

[immemor.livejournal.com]

When I finish school, I can be a part of the on-site medical team!