Things to Ponder
Apr. 17th, 2012 07:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
likethebeerIf you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it really ok to use the AM radio in the afternoon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor if you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it really ok to use the AM radio in the afternoon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor if you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Date: 2012-04-17 05:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-17 05:08 pm (UTC)well...
Date: 2012-04-17 05:28 pm (UTC)The only one that makes me really curious is "why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?" The other ones make me wonder what the person was thinking who came up with these.
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