Not a story from the Onion

[likethebeer]

Gay community apologizes to [resigned MN Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch] Amy Koch for ruining her marriage.

We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry. And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate.

Comments

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Gay agenda strikes again!

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

They're always the reason for people cheapening the sanctity of marriage. If there were no gay people, I bet there'd be no extra-marital affairs.

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

L O freakin' L!!! I was in MN when the story broke. Very amusing (and tragic if you're a Republican)

[brianlee.livejournal.com]

When ever they say "....leaving office to spend more time with the family...." thats code for someone has dirt on them and told them to step down or it will be revealed. And then it gets let out anyways.

Idiots.