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Feb. 17th, 2004 07:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
likethebeerI just realized that w/all these people getting married in San Francisco (gay people), that my sister/s have entered this new world. Especially E&J, the parents of my neice. So I sent this off to them, and I was amused enough by my own writing (which I often am) to post it here:
To my sister, the mama, and her partner, the mommy:
So,
Welcome to the world of the "possible marrieds." Here are a few rules when asked the inevitable questions:
When asked, "So, have you ever talked about marriage?" Respond, "Mare-idge? Is that how you say it? You know, we don't get out much. Is it some kind of new fusion food, or something?"
When asked, "Why aren't you married yet?" Respond, "Why would she buy the cow when she gets the milk for free!"
When asked, "Aren't you two ever going to get married," respond, "We have to wait for the wedding dress. It's got 100,000 pearls, 40 yards of raw silk, and is being sewn by virgins in Chile."
When asked, "So, is it just that [the other one] doesn't like marriage?" Respond, "No, they just don't like me."
Unless you're already married. Then fuck you ; >
K.
To my sister, the mama, and her partner, the mommy:
So,
Welcome to the world of the "possible marrieds." Here are a few rules when asked the inevitable questions:
When asked, "So, have you ever talked about marriage?" Respond, "Mare-idge? Is that how you say it? You know, we don't get out much. Is it some kind of new fusion food, or something?"
When asked, "Why aren't you married yet?" Respond, "Why would she buy the cow when she gets the milk for free!"
When asked, "Aren't you two ever going to get married," respond, "We have to wait for the wedding dress. It's got 100,000 pearls, 40 yards of raw silk, and is being sewn by virgins in Chile."
When asked, "So, is it just that [the other one] doesn't like marriage?" Respond, "No, they just don't like me."
Unless you're already married. Then fuck you ; >
K.
