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Jan. 27th, 2004 08:06 pm
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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting across the terrain, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Likethebeer! And she gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

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Date: 2004-01-28 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waning-estrogen.livejournal.com
holy crap, this is what I got:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, prowling on the freeway! It is Waning_estrogen, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to smash you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and dip you in uranium!"

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Date: 2004-01-28 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
I like the buzzsaw hand extensions. Goodness, that's really violent. Oh, of course, this is a battle cry, after all.

Date: 2004-01-28 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waning-estrogen.livejournal.com
it might have been funnier though, if it said "dip you in Uranus."

sorry. that was my 11-year-old boy escaping again.

Date: 2004-01-28 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
v. good.

Why would someone purr when they've been smashed like a bitch-kitten? Is this good or bad, I can't tell.

Date: 2004-01-28 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waning-estrogen.livejournal.com
I'm not sure either. But I think your brain might be reduced to something like vanilla pudding after being smashed like a bitch-kitten, and purring would be the only thing you'd be capable of - like brainstem function?

Date: 2004-01-28 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
Ah yes, I agree. That's a good amount of deductive reasoning.

Date: 2004-01-28 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking over the terrain, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Sacramentalist! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"

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Date: 2004-01-28 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
Now that might not be a bad thing. Maybe they mean bloody in the English way.

Things that make you go hmm.....

Date: 2004-01-28 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polyranger.livejournal.com
Given the battle cry, what is the chain link fence for? Wait... forget I asked.

Re: Things that make you go hmm.....

Date: 2004-01-28 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
Thanks. I hadn't even thought of that. ow!

I think I saw stuff like that in a catalog once.

Re: Things that make you go hmm.....

Date: 2004-01-28 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polyranger.livejournal.com
You know me... always thinking outside the box. Or fence in this case. :)

How disappointing. Pita? Expiration Date? wa wah

Date: 2004-01-31 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jujupees.livejournal.com

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking on the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Jujupees! And she gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond your expiration date!!"

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From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
At least there is bludgeoning involved. You could hurt someone w/a well-placed hardened pita, maybe flung at the neck.

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