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[likethebeer]

The quality of spam subjects has seriously been going down lately. At work, I get things automatically deleted (yay!), except for these weird e-mails that don't have Latin alphabet symbols on them; so I must rely on my hotmail junk e-mail box to get anything bizarre or interesting.

But I did notice this in my junk e-mail box, and it comes from Andres Jimenez: Give him your wife is angry with you need health products.

I would think that Andres would have a better grasp of the English language. I don't know why, I just do. Maybe because his name sounds multi-culti.

At the same time, I like how he takes these concepts and just jumbles them together. You've got sex/relationships/health products just put in there all at once. It's got something for almost everyone. It almost seems like it would be a good experiment - which thing jumps out at you more? Health/wife/give/angry? Give/angry/wife/health products? Angry/wife/products/give?

Or are you reading the sentences within, past the words that make this nonsensical? "Give him health products" "your wife is angry with you" "Give him your wife" "you need health products"

I kind of like "Give him your wife" because it's got a sort of radical/alterna-lifestyle thing going on.

I searched through the rest of my junk e-mail for anything else from Andres Jimenez, or in that vein at least, but nothing was forthcoming.