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[likethebeer]

From TableTalk: Seeing that the possibilities of boredom are endless, a few of us started creating Boring Greeting Cards. They're everywhere in the store; why not here.

Sounds Like the Bacteria in Your Septic System is Working Fine--Congrats!

So You Finally Washed Your Car!

Condolences On Your Bad Hair Day

Don't Be Blue. The "Dead End" Sign Didn't Mean You.

So, Your Bread Dough Doubled in Size! GOOOO YEAST!!

Our Deepest Sympathy on the Cancellation of Your Favorite Show

Wishing you the speedy return of your internet service.

My Deepest Sorrow That Your Kiwi Fruits All Ripened at the Same Time.

I'm so Sorry You Didn't Have Exact Change!

A Little Birdie Told Me...
About your Upcoming Indecent Exposure Trial.
True?

Sorry To Hear Your Vasectomy Didn't Take!

You're a true friend!
Thanks for loaning me your urine for my drug test.

Daddy, dear, you are the best,
We do not count that last arrest.

Comments

[rubberband7.livejournal.com]

I like those! I could use a set of Internet Service return cards.....

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

Yes, "Internet Service return" cards can be for anyone!

I have to resist the urge of thinking, "such an easy thing to e-mail out in condolence."

My favorite one, which I didn't put in because I thought it would ruin the surprise, is: