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Dr. Kildare (on Old Time Radio Drama) just gave himself an appendectomy. With just his medical bag, some boiled sheets, and a local anesthetic. In the shack of "Peedro" and Maria, no less, lit only by Maria's church candle ("Peedro" and Maria are Mexican immigrants--can't ya tell?--or maybe Peedro's superstition about cars and his love of his burrrrro gave it away).

The doctor's friends got a helicopter to take him to the hospital (what, with all the flash floods blocking the roads), run in to the shack, announce proudly to a fully conscious, post-op, Dr. Kildare that they're ready to take him to the hospital for that appendectomy. Not noticing, apparently, the blood all over the place. Great doctors!

I had to write my mom about that. She doesn't read e-mail much, but I know she has always rolled her eyes at Dr. Kildare (she trained as an RN in the early '60s). I'm beginning to see why.

just gave himself an appendectomy.

Date: 2007-06-18 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regatomic.livejournal.com
while it's possible to do it, it's a once in a lifetime trick,..;)

Re: just gave himself an appendectomy.

Date: 2007-06-18 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
Oh, but this is Dr Kildare! I'm sure there are more feats available.

are more feats

Date: 2007-06-18 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regatomic.livejournal.com
probably missed the frontal lobotamy show,.. but he still can curcumsise and remove his prostate for future shows,..o.o

Re: are more feats

Date: 2007-06-18 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] likethebeer.livejournal.com
Imagine what he could do with more than the light of a single candle... sex change operation!

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