McSweeney's breaks down possible pres. candidates for all of us

[likethebeer]

PROS AND CONS OF THE TOP 20 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/4/18moe.html

Example:
12. IRA GLASS

Pro: Thoughtful; self-effacing; like many Americans, enjoys cable television.

Con: At present, no budget line item exists for moody introspective music to underscore every statement president makes in order to make it sound more poignant.

PROS AND CONS OF THE TOP 20 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/5/2moe.html
Example:
3. MITT ROMNEY

Pro: Named after Mittens, the family cat, later shortening name to "Mitt." People love cats.

Con: Religious beliefs could create problems, as many Americans may not be ready to accept worshiper of ancient Egyptian god Ra.

Comments

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

95. Pros and cons of wi_c.

Pro: Great brew and kick-ass music for the inauguration party.

Con: Didn't show enough grief at the passing of Jerry Falwell. Propensity for shoe-gazing and/or gothic-morbid lyrics may cross over into campaign speeches. Plus, you know the short attention spans of our "fellow 'muricans". He talks in complete sentences, if not paragraphs.

what are you talkin' 'bout?

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

wi_c:
PROS:
great shoes

CONS:
speaks with multi-syllabic words.

That's always gonna drag him down. [please forgive me Rev. wi_c!]

Re: what are you talkin' 'bout?

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I never noticed the shoes. Doc, does that mean I can never be gay?

Re: what are you talkin' 'bout?

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

Well, he still has fabulous shoes although I think he may have backed off a little due to the needs of the family (you know, food for the kids instead of $300 pair of shoes).

His shoes still beat mine though, any day (well, except for my fabulous silver boots (http://likethebeer.livejournal.com/342935.html)).