The spam subject lines have gone down in their quality lately, but I like these 2 new ones:
1.) fuck fuck fuck her.
From Perry Heath.
His earnestness just impresses me.
2.) medication delivery time Jason.
Oh! It's medication delivery time, Jason, but it's from Jason. I thought they were calling me Jason and the fact that no letter associated with my name is a "J" just impressed me. But Jason's on the job.
I wonder if I can get good ol' fashioned pseudofed [sic] from Jason. I've been taking the "new
pseudofed (or actually pseudo-pseudofed) and it doesn't do the same. I think I'm going to have to walk up to the jerks at the local pharmacy and give them my DNA to purchase the pseudo-phed that I want. This new stuff does jacknut.
1.) fuck fuck fuck her.
From Perry Heath.
His earnestness just impresses me.
2.) medication delivery time Jason.
Oh! It's medication delivery time, Jason, but it's from Jason. I thought they were calling me Jason and the fact that no letter associated with my name is a "J" just impressed me. But Jason's on the job.
I wonder if I can get good ol' fashioned pseudofed [sic] from Jason. I've been taking the "new
pseudofed (or actually pseudo-pseudofed) and it doesn't do the same. I think I'm going to have to walk up to the jerks at the local pharmacy and give them my DNA to purchase the pseudo-phed that I want. This new stuff does jacknut.