yeah. I think I AM dumb....

[likethebeer]

I am smarter than 56.88% of the rest of the world.
Find out how smart you are.

Oh, and I'm worth this much:

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How much are you worth?
It the graduate degree, I think.

I drink, I smoke, I don't earn enough, I have brown eyes and brown hair (the part that's not gray, anyway). Yup: it's the graduate degree.

Glad they asked me those questions, coz I think they'd get a serious lemon if they wanted, like, my knees or something. Or my eyes.

Damn. I really want to take that stupid dumb test again. I know I'm smarter than 56.88% of the world. Wait--what day is it?

Ok: I'm still not that smart, but I'm smarter.

"How smart am I?"
I am smarter than 68.65% of the rest of the world.

I counted the months with 30 days wrong. I can't help it! It's a trick my mom taught me, and, no, it's not "30 days hath November..."

This is cool: you ball your left hand up.

Than you count your knuckles on the left hand. The knuckles are months with 31 days. The depressions are months with less than 31 days. When you're done with that hand (i.e., you come to "July"), you ball up your right hand, starting from the knuckle and do the same thing.

It's how I always remember that July & August have 31 days. It's totally cool.

Anyway, I fucked it up before b/c I think I forgot May.

Oh, and I also screwed up "what's longer--1 mile, 1,000 meters, 100000 centimeters." Oh, I don't know.

Comments

[binro33.livejournal.com]

I got two wrong. I guess maybe Spain isn't the largest country.

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[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

damn you. What were all those standardized tests I took about, anyway?! shit.

[binro33.livejournal.com]

30 days hath September, April, June and Novemeber...

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

Right, but what about October, and all the other "er" months?

My knuckle trick still works. Most of the time (thanks, ma!).

[monkeypuncher.livejournal.com]

They all have 31 days.

Feb is fukt, everyone knows it.

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

It's special. And everyone born in Feb. knows that.

[monkeypuncher.livejournal.com]

Special is one word for it.

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

I am one of the few, the proud, the "people in the Northern Hemisphere who can stand the month of February". Yes, there's winter's yuck that seems non-ending, and I regard Valentine's Day as if it were a pus-ridden, puke-soaked brigand who is raping my cat... but my birthday comes less than 2 weeks later, right at the end of the month. That helps immensely with my experience of this month.

AND it's the only month with exactly 28 days ('cept for every 4 years), so I always know what day of the week that mda's birthday is on (because he's born on March 26).

[monkeypuncher.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't hate feb. I just recognize it's differences. I also point them out as a reason for shunning this vile hallmark-holiday ridden month.

you should move your birthday to March or Jan, no one will hold it against you.

[binro33.livejournal.com]

I knew I should have lied about my penis size...

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How much are you worth?

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

WOW! You're super!

What, you would have been worth less? You're worth more than anyone I have seen so far.

[binro33.livejournal.com]

I would have been worth more but I never wrote an SAT and skipped some of the US specific questions.

Worth?

[drunk-bohemian.livejournal.com]

"You are worth exactly $2,735,076."

(Yeah, right. Tell that to R.)

C.

Re: Worth?

[drunk-bohemian.livejournal.com]

Did the Dumb meme too. Can't believe I got one wrong.

C

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Re: Worth?

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

OH, don't give me that. I keep being taunted--taunted!--by other people's scores while I remain stupid.

[binro33.livejournal.com]

When I took the 'how smart are you quiz', my first thought was towards a really sexist joke.

The first question is male/female. After selecting Male, if the quiz had ended there and said, "Congratulations, you are smarter than 54% of the population", I'd have busted a gut.