I'm sure everybody's way ahead of me on this one, but...

[likethebeer]

mda just discovered the site containing a letter to the Kansas School Board from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It makes me so happy to think that someone has created a complete absurdity to combat "intelligent" "design" (I think I will now refer to that with quotation marks; that is no where near as funny as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).

I’m sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.

There are bumper stickers, and mugs; hell, even the faq page is damned funny.

Comments

[seattleforge.livejournal.com]

I think I've heard of it.

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

I _knew_ I saw that icon someplace!

[binro33.livejournal.com]

even the faq page is damned funny.

It's not funny, it's deadly serious.
By holding the Flying Spaghetti Monster up as some sort of mockery you are taking his noodly name in vain and that will make him angry
Shame...shame.

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

Should I make ablutions in a bucket of marinara sauce?

[binro33.livejournal.com]

and donations of mozzarella.

[kalimama.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

I _did_ almost put a subtitle to this post: "For kalimama."

[jaaladay.livejournal.com]

That's priceless! Thanks for posting.

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

Jaaladay! What a wonderful surprise! Glad I could provide the link. It was a damned funny morning looking at all this, let me tell you.