Today's horoscope

[likethebeer]

Apparently, they couldn't think of anything else to pull out of their butts:

Pisces
February 18 - March 19
If you are in the store today buying batteries, dear Pisces, don't settle for the cheap kind that are going to give out on you after one or two uses. It is important for you to invest the extra dollar or so in the good long-lasting kind. They'll see you through all those times when the lights go out and you are in desperate need of a flashlight. Quality is an important element of this day, so don't skimp.

Maybe there's some deeper meaning to this that I missed?

Comments

Deeper meaning

[scotia-girl.livejournal.com]

Is "flashlight" the best use for a battery they could think of? Maybe they're using "flashlight" as code for something else. *wink wink*

I'm tired, and ready to go home, this was as "deeper" as I could manage.

Re: Deeper meaning

[binro33.livejournal.com]

Is "flashlight" the best use for a battery they could think of? Maybe they're using "flashlight" as code for something else. *wink wink*

You mean like the remote for the TV?

Re: Deeper meaning

[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

1/2 hour after I put this up, I was also thinking the same thing.

I, too, am tired.

[waning-estrogen.livejournal.com]

never mess with a woman's batteries

[em-porium.livejournal.com]

OK...I'm gonna try this one... You should invest even in the small things because it will make a big difference in the end??

Oy...my head hurts now...

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Quality is an important element of this day, so don't skimp.

Just today? *scratches head* And does this mean you should be investing today, or taking advantage of the previously purchased quality, today?