From Table Talk

This was in their "posts of the week" section:

The Comment That Made Him/Her an Ex.

Tessie - 07:22 am Pacific Time - Feb 22, 2006
"We're too old to worry about being sexy anymore."

"This brain tumor of yours is happening at a really bad time for me; I've got a lot going on at work right now."

"How can you be unhappy? I have everything I want."

Yes, these are actual comments made to me by my actual ex. What are yours?

Blue Bunny - 07:40 am Pacific Time - Feb 22, 2006 - #1 of 192
"I want to watch you have sex with someone else."

"Can you give me those earrings so I can give them to my next girlfriend?"

"No one will ever love you but me."

Tinsel - 07:44 am Pacific Time - Feb 22, 2006 - #3 of 192
"I'd take you home to meet my parents, but they'd wonder what the attraction was."

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This sort of makes me wonder what I would come up with in that situation. Off-hand, I have this to offer:
"You're 19. I'm 21. You can't understand how much more mature I am than you."

Drunk bohemian

Hey, nice to have you on. Before I add you, I'd like to know who you are (although you can really only be a couple of people). I can't guarantee I'll be all that fucking interesting, but I'm nice. Thanks :)

I smell flowers

No, I'm not about to have an epileptic seizure.

mda bought me flowers for my b-day (Sunday). Wow. I can smell them, even though the overwhelming smell is daisies. But they smell wonderful.