likethebeer

Apparently, they couldn't think of anything else to pull out of their butts:

Pisces
February 18 - March 19
If you are in the store today buying batteries, dear Pisces, don't settle for the cheap kind that are going to give out on you after one or two uses. It is important for you to invest the extra dollar or so in the good long-lasting kind. They'll see you through all those times when the lights go out and you are in desperate need of a flashlight. Quality is an important element of this day, so don't skimp.

Maybe there's some deeper meaning to this that I missed?