Well--how incredibly surprising

[likethebeer]

In my on-going quest for spirituality lately, I took a quiz from the Belief-O-Matic. Answers below (alas, no hyperlinks). I like the disclaimer: "Warning: Belief-O-Matic™ assumes no legal liability for the ultimate fate of your soul."

I'm confused by the alignment w/Christian Scientists (at 68%). Maybe I just don't understand their religion.

Edit: And I just realized that Roman Catholic is on the BOTTOM OF THE LIST. Oh, mom will NOT be happy. Oh, and, #3? When I went to the page explaining what Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants were, the Trinity comes up. Doesn't work with me, sorry.
Your Results:
The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.


1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (97%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)
4. Neo-Pagan (93%)
5. New Age (88%)
6. Secular Humanism (85%)
7. Taoism (71%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (68%)
10. Nontheist (67%)
11. New Thought (60%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (59%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (56%)
14. Scientology (56%)
15. Reform Judaism (51%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
19. Jainism (36%)
20. Hinduism (36%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (31%)
22. Sikhism (31%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (18%)
25. Islam (16%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)