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[likethebeer]

I typed my name into Google. Not my full name, not the first name on my driver's license, but the name I am known by. I.e., like the beer. But spelled slightly differently than most variations. These are among the more interesting I found.

A person who does cock rings and other genitalia-related jewelry (and a variety of other jewelry manufacturers, but this is the one that came up first),

An hermaphrodite in a role playing game born in "the 3rd age" (and several many many others associated with role playing games)

That 33% of those surveyed for baby names at one site "don't like it" (how could you *not* like it? It's beautiful!) and at another baby name site: I love this name for a boy so I really really HATE it for a girl. She just hasn't met me yet.

My name in Chinese

a horse

Somebody who's writing Harry Potter fanfiction

A DJ

Oooh--a Jedi Knight! wait till the bf hears about this!

An adjective, apparently, in another role playing game, in front of the words "soul steal." As in "A Michael Soul Steal." "A Debra Stoul Steal."

Aww--a fat kid that a couple of jerks in grade school set up a website about so they could make fun of him.

A cute Irish guy straight out of central casting for Irish guys. He's probably drunk off his ass, too.