4 Ways to Hold the Douchiest Wedding of All Time

[likethebeer]

Wow: and I go around wiping condensation off of glasses on wooden tables when I go to Taliesin formals:

by David Christopher Bell 06-13-2013

You probably know Sean Parker as the guy Justin Timberlake played in The Social Network. Remember him? He helped make Napster and was a huge dick to Spider-Man.

Anyway, to demonstrate that he has zero interest in distancing himself from that douchetastic image, Parker got married last week in an elaborate Lord of the Rings-style enchanted forest wedding of his own design that cost more money than any of us will ever even see.

The wedding ended up illegally trampling a national park in the process, proving once and for all that fairy tales only come true for the tooliest toolbags in the Tooliverse. Here are the sordid details.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-ways-to-hold-douchiest-wedding-all-time/

Comments

[immemor.livejournal.com]

You had me at “he was a huge dick to Spider-man.”

I had a “friend” who had a medieval wedding. I was kind of embarrassed for her. It just seemed trashy.

Also: Sting went to the wedding of the guy who invented Napster? I wonder if Metalica went?

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[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

I was really happy to see that the article lived up to its headline.

I just can't understand Sting nowadays. Maybe the members of Metallica went incognito.

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[immemor.livejournal.com]

It sure did live up to its promise. Plus, I love anything that bashes Sean Parker.

I hope I never sell out to the man like Sting... or Dennis Miller.

Metalica: maybe they went as orcs?

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[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

If so, I think they'd have to sneak in, because I can't see Sean Parker authorizing their official wedding attire to be Orcs.

ok - time for bed. See ya.

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[immemor.livejournal.com]

See ya.

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[immemor.livejournal.com]

Oh, FYI: Sean Parker is a geek.

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[likethebeer.livejournal.com]

Ok - that's a good example, thanks.