Buzzfeed: texts between Mittens, the cat; and its owner

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Mittens: Let me in

Owner: I'm trying to use the bathroom

Mittens: I need to get something

Owner: You'll stare at me

Mittens: No I don't

Owner: I see your paw under the door

Mittens: That's not mine

Owner: I'll be out soon

Mittens: You hate me