wishes

Wishing that a person just showed up at my house in the mornings on my weekend and just told me what to do for the day.

I'm also wishing for a longer weekend, and more money....

Eating would probably eliminate some of this confusion.

Star Wars Holiday Special

I came across this on Cracked: The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special.

So I decided to scare up my post-SWHS experience that I wrote about on LJ. I'm always glad to see, on watching this, that it's a bad a memory as possible.

4 Ways to Hold the Douchiest Wedding of All Time

Wow: and I go around wiping condensation off of glasses on wooden tables when I go to Taliesin formals:

by David Christopher Bell 06-13-2013

You probably know Sean Parker as the guy Justin Timberlake played in The Social Network. Remember him? He helped make Napster and was a huge dick to Spider-Man.

Anyway, to demonstrate that he has zero interest in distancing himself from that douchetastic image, Parker got married last week in an elaborate Lord of the Rings-style enchanted forest wedding of his own design that cost more money than any of us will ever even see.

The wedding ended up illegally trampling a national park in the process, proving once and for all that fairy tales only come true for the tooliest toolbags in the Tooliverse. Here are the sordid details.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-ways-to-hold-douchiest-wedding-all-time/